Jump into hyper speed for pleasant dreams. Then wake up as your child violently shakes you wondering why you've fallen asleep in their bed and are making weird spaceship noises in your sleep for the 3rd time this week
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These bad boys are perfect for anyone trying to show off their love for the empire on the go. Let's just hope that they are better at keeping your car clean than aiming a weapon. They are constructed from a durable PVC vinyl material, with 'molded-in' colors that won't fade, peel or wear away.
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Available in natural wood, black or white frames, our 10" diameter unique Wall Clocks feature a high-impact plexiglass crystal face and a backside hook for easy hanging. Choose black or white hands to match your wall clock frame and art design choice. Clock sits 1.75" deep and requires 1 AA battery (not included).
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Soften up the right angles of your personal abode with these Star Wars Round Rugs. Each measures 36" in diameter, perfect for a striking entryway or as a focal point in the living room. Choose your side: Imperial or Jedi. Just remember that every visitor to your home will judge you based on your choice. No pressure there.
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