Jump into hyper speed for pleasant dreams. Then wake up as your child violently shakes you wondering why you've fallen asleep in their bed and are making weird spaceship noises in your sleep for the 3rd time this week
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Who needs a waffle maker when you can make an X-Wing and Millenium Falcon shaped pancake to lather in sweet sweet syrup.
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Add this trooper to your growing Star Wars ornament collection. We know you have one. It's ok, really. We do too!
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Feel the power of the dark side at home with the LEGO Star Wars Stormtrooper Minifigure Clock. The perfect addition to every LEGO Star Wars collection, this menacing decor features a digital, lighted display and alarm clock.
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It's probably safer to keep your credits on your person (unless you're stationed on the Death Star). And now you can carry your valuables in your very own, Sith-approved, Star Wars Darth Vader Molded Crossbody Purse. Drop your wallet, phone, and keys into the zippered section of this bag and your valuables will be protected by Vader's intimidating stare.
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Dagobah. Luke was on to something when he said that there's something familiar about this place. It boasts multiple small lagoons of murky water. It's often shrouded in fog. Verdant flora grows from every slimy nook, creating its own mini-ecosystem. Wait. We know where we've seen this before. It's your bathroom!
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It's LEGO and an Ewok Village that you build with your hands. Do we really need to say anything else?
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Show your allegiance to the empire by wearing these stunning Death Star cufflinks at your next formal party. "Why yes Gary, these are Death Star themed cufflinks. I can see your jealousy from here."
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Opt for this Star Wars Hand Towel Set - Imperial & Rebel that reflects your sense of decor, not something out of the pages of House Beautiful or Southern Living. You can easily tell these apart, so you always know whose hand towel is whose. And hopefully it will be obvious who gets which one. If not? Lightsaber duel. Just make sure everybody keeps their hands. That's sort of the point.
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