Now he wants you to stay on schedule (not target), so he's issued all his Stormtroopers one of these: the Star Wars Death Star Kitchen Timer. With one minute demarcations up to 59 minutes, you'll know when to switch your interval training or when to take the cookies out of the oven before they go a bit too Dark Side.
It's a California flag with an AT-AT and Death Star on it. Can it get much cooler than that? Measuring 4 x 6 Feet this flag is the perfect addition for any wall (or flag pole).
A clean cut, worthy of a lightsaber. None of that half-sliced pepperoni hanging over the edge that then falls into a Cloud City airshaft business. Pizza's too important for that.
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid" These handmade blasters are as legit as they come. Each hand-crafted and unique.
What better way to make people fear you than with a bold display of your loyalty to the Galactic Empire? As they say, the Empire’s rule is more about fear of the Force than the Force itself. Is there a chance that people won’t even know what this symbol is? Maybe. But anyone who is anyone important will know, and they will know to be afraid.
Two (fully-functioning) X-wings grace the front of this light navy retro shirt in front of the Star Wars logo. Note: the print is distressed and the fabric is extra soft for a vintage feel.
Boba Fett is the best bounty hunter in the galaxy. This Star Wars Boba Fett lamp/alarm clock, and speaker output for MP3 players combines the best of everything!
Opt for this Star Wars Hand Towel Set - Imperial & Rebel that reflects your sense of decor, not something out of the pages of House Beautiful or Southern Living. You can easily tell these apart, so you always know whose hand towel is whose. And hopefully it will be obvious who gets which one. If not? Lightsaber duel. Just make sure everybody keeps their hands. That's sort of the point.
Start your day right with a cup of coffee made in this wonderful little coffee maker. Not only does it make great coffee but it looks great on your kitchen counter when it's not making coffee too.
Before Luke was preserved inside a dead tauntaun he had a fight with a hideous Wampa snow beast in the mountain caves of Hoth. Now you can catch your own Wampa and take him home to decorate your swank bachelor pad.
Never underestimate the power of studio mastered sound. These Galactic Empire headphones have a high-shine black finish with black leather cushions and red stitching. The ear caps feature a raised emblem of the Galactic Empire's iconic Imperial insignia in gloss read. Give yourself to the dark side.
This sleeved blanket that comes emblazoned with the symbol of the Jedi Order. Choose to curl up on the couch or stage a lightsaber duel in your living room (it has two pockets for convenient hilt storage).
This minimalistic poster shows a perfect landscape of the terrain of Endor. And, how could it be complete without the presence of the infamous speeder bike in view.
Beep Boop Beep. Enjoy the simple forms of R2 with this amazing minimalist print. Gallery quality Giclée print on natural white, matte, ultra smooth, 100% cotton rag, acid and lignin free archival paper using Epson K3 archival inks. Custom trimmed with 1" border for framing.
You are on break now, but you know at 2:30 sharp, you have to be at your station. If you don't, you're probably going to be Force choked (you don't have the best on-time record, you know). Good thing you're wearing your new Star Wars Death Star Imperial Watch. Not only does it tell the time, but it also makes Vader very happy.
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