Now he wants you to stay on schedule (not target), so he's issued all his Stormtroopers one of these: the Star Wars Death Star Kitchen Timer. With one minute demarcations up to 59 minutes, you'll know when to switch your interval training or when to take the cookies out of the oven before they go a bit too Dark Side.

These prints are made entirely out of words! The prints show Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and the second Death Star. Each print is made out of the opening crawl and every last spoken word of one of the three original Star Wars films.

Become chewbacca with this amazing sweatshirt. WARNING: Wearing this for extended periods of time could cause your speech to become intelligible.

These bad boys are perfect for anyone trying to show off their love for the empire on the go. Let's just hope that they are better at keeping your car clean than aiming a weapon. They are constructed from a durable PVC vinyl material, with 'molded-in' colors that won't fade, peel or wear away.

Sometimes after a 10 hour day at the office filled with force-choking people during webinars, blowing up the planets of competing companies, and growing a new workforce in test tubes, you just need to take a load off in your meditation sphere. 

This faux leather backpack is modeled after the one we see Rey wearing in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It features adjustable straps, a magnetic snap closure on the flap, and side pockets with webbing for any canisters or other assorted salvage you may need to carry.

here are days you want to wear a t-shirt that says STAR WARS in the hugest letters possible and scream from the rooftops that Han shot first (and that you'd be a way better match for him than Leia). But sometimes you want something beautiful and geeky that will elicit a smile only from other die-hard fangirls like yourself. This is such a item.

Never underestimate the power of studio mastered sound. These Galactic Empire headphones have a high-shine black finish with black leather cushions and red stitching. The ear caps feature a raised emblem of the Galactic Empire's iconic Imperial insignia in gloss read. Give yourself to the dark side.

Before Luke was preserved inside a dead tauntaun he had a fight with a hideous Wampa snow beast in the mountain caves of Hoth. Now you can catch your own Wampa and take him home to decorate your swank bachelor pad.

A row of Stormtroopers; a row of toy soldiers. They're all identical in dress and unlikely to hit anything with their weapons. And if these Stormtrooper String Lights become anything like our family nutcrackers, they'll come out of storage once a year to help make the place a little more festive before disappearing for months back into the attic.

Let everyone know what you think of their crap with this hilarious toilet decal.

Show your Father what you really think about him with this amazing Darth Vader tee! Ignore the heavy breathing that may ensue...

This spatula is armed and ready to flip your Bantha burgers or blue buttermilk pancakes. Made from food-grade silicone, it's those two magic words we know you love so much: dishwasher safe.

All the dots! All of the inaccurate aiming! Available in natural wood, black or white frames, our 10" diameter unique Wall Clocks feature a high-impact plexiglass crystal face and a backside hook for easy hanging. Choose black or white hands to match your wall clock frame and art design choice. Clock sits 1.75" deep and requires 1 AA battery (not included).

Now you can have two of your favorite things in one beautiful art print! Who can resist a fat cat AND BB-8? Gallery quality Giclée print on natural white, matte, ultra smooth, 100% cotton rag, acid and lignin free archival paper using Epson K3 archival inks. Custom trimmed with 1" border for framing.

Hang a piece of history in your Home, Office, Man Cave, or Geek Den! This schematic of the Millennium Falcon is perfect for any dwelling.

Again, it's Star Wars and Beer. The copy pretty much writes itself. Need we say more?

Take a load off, you deserve it. Just make sure to not miss the mark, per usual.